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me: goodnight moon 🙂
moon: night<3
me: goodnight stars 🙂
moon: wtf
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) October 21, 2014
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My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) October 21, 2012
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 21, 2013
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thomas edison: i have an idea
[a fucked up rough draft of the lightbulb appears above his head]— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 7, 2015
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