When things go viral on Twitter, there’s always someone in the comments screaming, “This is fake!” In this case, I am the one screaming, “Please let this be fake!”
Why? Because it’s the story of some newborn child having his life ruined by the Internet before he is even big enough to open his eyes. Someone with the Twitter handle @endeylol shared two screenshots of a conversation with someone allegedly named Greg Ingof. Once again, this could all be fake (please, God!), but if not, Mr. Ingof is the most gullible and innocent idiot to ever sign up for a Twitter account.
In his first tweet, Ingof writes, “Me and my wife are expecting our firstborn child in 2 months and still don’t have a name LOL!”
To which the monster @endeylol responds, “You should name him Jack.” You see where this is going.
LMFAOOO IM FUCKING DEAD pic.twitter.com/apEQGK7jju
— endey (@endeylol) December 12, 2019
The guileless Ingof replies, “We are hoping for a girl but if we have a boy that would be a strong contender for his name!”
Jack. Ingof. Jack. Ingof. Jack Ingof. JackIngof. Say it real fast. What do you hear?
The second screenshot shows Ingof introducing his firstborn child with his poor wife Hila, born at 1:35am on 12/12/19. Named Jack Ingof. Welcome to the world, and your first troll, little one.
To support the idea that this is fake, @endeylol shared yet another screenshot, in which Ingof seems to come to the realization that he has been owned on Twitter for Internet points:
https://twitter.com/endeylol/status/1205238118204362752
But a few people have responded that this screenshot is definitely fake, which sort of implies that the previous ones are not. Which is tragic.
No way this has to be set up
— Gnoob ⛄️ (@Noobface) December 12, 2019
The og guy deleted his twitter and the new account is a fake
— ℂ ℂ ♑️✨ (@_nixter) December 13, 2019
If you still don’t get what a horrible joke this is on somebody, here it is:
sound out the name
— Maria (@Mxriarose) December 12, 2019
No way dude. U got the joke. Thats crazy.
— HullavFN (@HullavFN) December 12, 2019
If only everything on the Internet really was fake.