Jon
31.
I broke up with someone because he thought the line from Topgun was “need for tweed” and not “need for speed”.
— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) August 18, 2020
32.
They said “would of” instead of “would have”
— John (@Johnomatopoeiax) August 18, 2020
33.
He had small teeth, really small, almost childlike
— Rachel Profiling (@casting991) August 18, 2020
34.
He didn’t drink anything hot.
— Laura Anna Loane is at home #BLM #RIPNeilPeart (@lauraaloane) August 18, 2020
35.
He breathed really heavily through his nose while we watched a film at the cinema, was like sitting with feking Darth Vader
— Sheila’s wheels (@horner1973) August 18, 2020
36.
I was briefly going out with a girl who insisted on texting in capital letters. It felt like she was just shouting at me all the time. Couldn’t be doing with it
— Daniel Bounford (@dbounford) August 18, 2020
37.
A mate of mine broke up with someone cause she had fat thumbs
— Barry Fratelli (@BazFratelli) August 18, 2020
