There are many challenges to social distancing for long periods of time, but a lot of people would agree right now that one of the hardest parts is being incredibly horny and unable to get laid. It’s not, but it kinda feels like it.
There’s nothing like being told you can’t touch another human being for an unspecified amount of time to make you want to really bad! While some people are quarantined with partners, a whole lot of us are single as hell and at our breaking point.
That’s why the hashtag #SocialDistancingPickUpLines is trending on Twitter. Maybe we can’t actually have sex with anyone, but we sure can shoot our shots. In three to four months or whenever a vaccine arrives, you gotta have your boo lined up. Check below for the hottest one-liners to seduce your online honey. It’ll pay off…eventually.
“I’m just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3
— Hollywood Exposed (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020
You Smell So Good , Is That Purell You’re Wearing ? 😘 #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/NX3bqYHQLp
— EL PSYCH0 TAC0 (@Nand076) March 19, 2020
Are you a pandemic because you’ve got my heart on lockdown
— Vixera (@carpe_flamma) March 19, 2020
“Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Fletchy Tags (@FletchyTags) March 19, 2020
“If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d be in the highest tax bracket and then I’d be able to get tested for coronavirus.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Jill in Virusland (@Jillinvirusland) March 19, 2020
FaceTime and chill? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Michael (@Sckswithsandals) March 19, 2020
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/nk3l7rzubt
— Roman Phoenix (@RomanPhoenix4) March 19, 2020
You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) March 19, 2020
“I really can’t stay”
“Baby it’s Covid-19 outside” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Jenn Yates (@JennLYates) March 19, 2020
That mask brings out the beauty in your eyes. 😍#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Liz (@JustMyTweet) March 19, 2020