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These Are The Best Pick Up Lines For Social Distancing People Have Come Up With

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines if I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?

— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines we shouldn’t get together sometime

— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) March 19, 2020

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“You know how to whistle, don’t ya? You just put your lips together & blow into this test kit. I should have the results back next Tuesday.” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/PUBH2KIoZ6

— Hollywood Exposed (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
I have an extra hazmat suit with your name on it. 😂 pic.twitter.com/d3VFOAXM0f

— Ⓑⓔⓣⓗ (@Halloween_1014) March 19, 2020

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interested in making some weekend travel plans?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/wS8tnu6gOh

— Brian Beard (@bbeard76) March 19, 2020

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“I love you so much that I want to share my hand sanitizer with you” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines https://t.co/tkdIi9Mgys

— dr. Shela Putri Sundawa (@oxfara) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
So you would touch me with a ten foot pole? pic.twitter.com/aZ88forsnE

— Mike (@tallboy66) March 19, 2020

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I saw you liked and retweeted my tweet, so this is getting pretty serious huh? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Txy7QRxkMJ

— Levi the Totally Not Extinct Dinosaur (@levi_bullen) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
High five pic.twitter.com/cmz0uFrPuY

— Greg 🇨🇦 🇸🇪 🇳🇴 (@Guinnesofcourse) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines
Fancy going out ?,
I’ll go Tuesday, you go Wednesday

— Jim T (@JimT9) March 19, 2020

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#SocialDistancingPickUpLines

-cough-

Wait! I didn’t even say my line yet… pic.twitter.com/pThimq4HnP

— John Hancock (@LiberatedMind17) March 19, 2020

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