Kate Hackett
Lizzo drunk DM’d Chris Evans and, like, same girl. Same.
I mean, look at this guy. What a dreamboat. A dreamboat who loves his dog.
So when Lizzo shared a TikTok that recalled her efforts to tipsily give Evans a little digital flirt, we related.
In the clip, Lizzo lip-synchs, “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not going to be able to marry him and honestly it hurts me to the core — because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing.”
“The reason why I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not gonna be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core,” Lizzo lip-synched.
“Because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing. Like, Chris…”
She also shared the DM in question. And boy is it .. something.
The emojis Lizzo sent seem to mean that she’s “shooting her shot”.
The DM came at 5:22 PM, which means Lizzo was solidly drunk pretty early — not that time counts anymore, thank you quarantine.
Neither Evans nor Lizzo followed each other on Instagram at the time, though that has now been rectified (phew).
Lizzo was a little mortified by the entire thing, but she seems to find the funny in it too.
Well done, Lizzo. You shoot that shot!
Fans were into it, of course.
Abi (@capchrisevans) on Twitter shouted, “WE LOVE TO SEE IT.”
@lokisscepterr asked “And when Lizzo and Chris Evans get married?”
Twitter user @buckysswh0re noted, “[C]hris [E]vans and [L]izzo would be the ultimate power couple. it needs to happen.”
And @calpascal was all of us.
“I’m so invested in lizzo and Chris Evans relationship rn like I need UPDATES”
Don’t worry, boo! I’m sure we’ll hear more soon.
