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Lizzo Got Drunk And Slid Into Chris Evans’ DMs

Lizzo drunk DM’d Chris Evans and, like, same girl. Same.

I mean, look at this guy. What a dreamboat. A dreamboat who loves his dog.

Chris Evans / Instagram

@lizzo / TikTok

In the clip, Lizzo lip-synchs, “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not going to be able to marry him and honestly it hurts me to the core — because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing.”

https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzo/video/6952182198061501702

“The reason why I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not gonna be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core,” Lizzo lip-synched.

“Because damn papa, he a rare breed, no comparing. Like, Chris…”

She also shared the DM in question. And boy is it .. something.

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@lizzo / TikTok

The emojis Lizzo sent seem to mean that she’s “shooting her shot”.

The DM came at 5:22 PM, which means Lizzo was solidly drunk pretty early — not that time counts anymore, thank you quarantine.

Neither Evans nor Lizzo followed each other on Instagram at the time, though that has now been rectified (phew).

Lizzo was a little mortified by the entire thing, but she seems to find the funny in it too.

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@lizzo / TikTok

Well done, Lizzo. You shoot that shot!

Fans were into it, of course.

https://twitter.com/dilfevans/status/1383990651771973639?s=20

Abi (@capchrisevans) on Twitter shouted, “WE LOVE TO SEE IT.”

@lokisscepterr asked “And when Lizzo and Chris Evans get married?”

Twitter user @buckysswh0re noted, “[C]hris [E]vans and [L]izzo would be the ultimate power couple. it needs to happen.”

And @calpascal was all of us.

“I’m so invested in lizzo and Chris Evans relationship rn like I need UPDATES”

Don’t worry, boo! I’m sure we’ll hear more soon.