Ruin My Week
Your wedding day: It’s supposed to be the most magical day of your life. The tension is high, the stakes are high, and when things go wrong they often go spectacularly wrong. With that in mind Jimmy Fallon recently asked his followers to share their funniest or weirdest “Wedding Fails” and his audience responded with a slew of bizarre and hilarious anecdotes.
My friend got married on the beach and wanted to zip line to the altar. He didn’t test before and it turned out he was too heavy for the line. He was dragged through rocks and sand for the last 10 seconds. Ripped the pants off of his tux. #WeddingFail
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) June 18, 2019
Here are some of the best and funniest wedding fails his followers shared.
1. This clumsy groom
Tried to be romantic and carry my wife out of the ceremony. Luckily, this was after she said “I do.” #weddingfail pic.twitter.com/8CBMLKsfcN
— Patrick (@patman_vs_robin) June 19, 2019
2. These Doppelgangers (who actually have a cute story)
My mother-in-law wore a wedding dress to my wedding. So, yeah, top that one, Twitter. #weddingfail @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/IjqvnXT6Ps
— Amy Pennza (@AmyPennza) June 19, 2019
3.
This photo features me and my husband’s entire family. Can you guess which one is the bride? It’s like the “where’s Waldo” of brides. Yes, my mother in law wore a wedding dress to my wedding. #weddingfail #weddingfails pic.twitter.com/SYOZfuCinE
— paigeLWG (@paige_lwg) June 24, 2019
4. This queasy officiant
Oh Dear!!!! #weddingfails pic.twitter.com/uI2Z0f8ok5
— Dunne (@Dunneitagain23) June 29, 2019
5. This klutzy couple
Our photographer made us come out early so guests didn’t have to wait. I stepped on the front of my dress 3 steps from bottom. My new husband Tim held onto me until we reached the bottom. He spiraled into the crowd and ripped his pants. My dress was in perfect shape.#WeddingFail pic.twitter.com/IPRq6MSgoi
— Julie Davies (@onkeylimetime) June 20, 2019
6. This helping hand
One time I accidentally pulled the brides veil off trying to fix it. #weddingfail @jimmyfallon #oops pic.twitter.com/V1rdtj6e6c
— veilsvowsandveuvé (@veilsvowsveuve) July 1, 2019
7. This nautical disaster
@jimmyfallon let’s just say we had an unexpected titanic themed wedding #weddingfail pic.twitter.com/2sm1nmy5du
— Taryn Deeks (@tarynkierstin) July 1, 2019
8. This navigation miscommunication
@jimmyfallon #weddingfail At my first wedding the limo picked me up and drove me to the WRONG wedding..went right by my exit on the highway. I should have known then that it wasn’t meant to be!
— Gemma (@BlueGemma) July 2, 2019
9. This near calamity
@FallonTonight just got married, and right before the flower girl walked down the aisle, the building next to ours collapsed causing the whole wedding to evacuate. Luckily everyone was safe, but we definitely started our wedding with a BANG! #weddingfail https://t.co/oJtNOdtd3V
— Caitlin McClain (@CitCatCaitlin) July 2, 2019
10. This hapless driver
Our driver thought it would be nice to drop our guests onto the beach for our ceremony and of course got stuck. I can laugh now but I didn’t then. #weddingfail #bridezilla @jimmyfallon @boredpanda pic.twitter.com/zpVNsujT6T
— Lizzie Hall Conley (@sunkissis) July 1, 2019
11. This lollipop protest
https://twitter.com/alefer05/status/1143539651153715206
12. This sweaty pastor
We had two pastors. One was a friend and it was his first wedding. He was so nervous and he was sweating so profusely that the drops of sweat were dripping into his wireless mic. You heard this big PLUNK. PLUNK. He finally shorted it out. @jimmyfallon #WeddingFail
— Shakespeare527 (@Shakespeare527) June 24, 2019
13. This nibbling husband
My husband couldn’t figure out how to take the garter off with his teeth. 10 mins later the DJ started making virgin jokes at our dry wedding 🙄 #weddingfail
— agirlhasnoname (@toooldtotweet27) June 25, 2019
14. This child-dropper
https://twitter.com/mistyfraker/status/1143702527235547137
15. This pushy matron
My mother-in-law cut in on my wedding dance…so… #weddingfail #JimmyFallon pic.twitter.com/aYk3aSq6Gn
— Gale Brennan Jackson (@ubergirlhero) June 25, 2019
16. This horse-drawn disaster
This was my cousins wedding fail. They both fell off my cousin had a black eye, broken wrist and I think a broken rib… her husband had a concussion. This was right after the ceremony. We had them dance and eat Cake before the Ambulance got there. #weddingfail #JimmyFallon pic.twitter.com/6B2tmayVq2
— Angela Mills-Watson (@angela_MW_) July 1, 2019
17. This piggy-back attack
I think my entrance speaks for itself…#WeddingFail pic.twitter.com/N6Pm0kIdoo
— Justin Juergensen (@j_juergensen33) June 18, 2019
18. This flashing step-mom
The bride had forgotten she had removed her spanks after a few cocktails, then proceeded to lift her dress while dancing in the party bus and flashed her now step son! That bride was me! #weddingfail
— Theresa Sells (@TheresaSells) June 18, 2019
19. This heartthrob
We clipped the mic on my husband’s shirt right next to his (rapidly beating) heart and his heartbeat was broadcast for all to hear the entire ceremony. Didn’t know about it until a year later when family was reminiscing. #weddingfail
— Molly Hale (@Mollyrhale) June 19, 2019
20. This awkward silence
My violinist forgot to loop the music, so I walked down the football length aisle with NO MUSIC. #weddingfail
— MazyRose (@MazyRose) June 19, 2019
21. This golf cart gaffe
We were taking pictures when it started to rain. We ran to our golf cart, but I didn’t finish pulling my dress into the cart before my husband hit the gas. The train of my dress was sucked into the wheel well and I ended up on the ground and my dress was ruined #WeddingFail
— Carrie LaQuerre (@cmlaquerre) June 18, 2019
22. This matrimonial bomb scare
Lovely wedding, met at the reception venue by the state police and bomb sniffing dogs because someone had phoned a bomb threat into my wedding reception. Had to evacuate the all of the guests, in the SNOW, until after 7:00pm when the bomb was supposed to go off! #WeddingFail
— Cheryl (@cheryldubecq) June 18, 2019
23. This gluttonous groomsman
One of our groomsmen is known for partying a little too hard, so there was an ongoing joke that he’d somehow mess up the wedding
He took this seriously and stayed (mostly) sober
During the speeches, he choked on chicken & had to get the heimlich at the head table #weddingfail
— Kayla Wingbermuehle (@Kayla_Winger) June 24, 2019
24. And Jimmy’s own firsthand experience of a pantsless wedding fail.
My friend got married on the beach and wanted to zip line to the altar. He didn’t test before and it turned out he was too heavy for the line. He was dragged through rocks and sand for the last 10 seconds. Ripped the pants off of his tux. #WeddingFail
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) June 18, 2019
h/t: Bored Panda
