Aimeé
Happy Halloween, Ghouls and Gals. It’s the most terrifying time of the year. Every bed has a monster under it, vampires are popping out of the closet, every shadow is hiding a cursed mummy. But the spookiest, most horrifying nightmare of all is definitely this candy corn pizza that has gone viral on Twitter.
Posted by user @TheRealAsswolf, the candy corn pizza it’s comprised of a DiGiorno pizza and what looks like an entire bag of seasonal candy corn.
They captioned it with, “Tis the season my dudes,” by which I think they mean, “Tis the season to make everyone sick with fear and revulsion.”
https://twitter.com/TheRealAsswolf/status/909617803895857154
It is a pretty funny idea: celebrate every holiday with a DiGiorno! But actually seeing it is a different matter. People are reacting with visceral disgust to the pictures, and also spreading them far and wide, so more people see it. Isn’t that the plot of The Ring, kinda?
To those of you that think 🍍 on 🍕 is a bad idea.
Look at this shit!
Yes that’s candy corn on 🍕
Discuss.😉😁😁 pic.twitter.com/OsbbdDXE2D— Benthere And Back (@benthar6) September 18, 2017
someone took time out their life and career to make candy. corn. pizza. pic.twitter.com/k2Rnon03LW
— stefan urquelle (@cyberspacedork) September 21, 2017
The candy corn debate is almost as intense as the pineapple on pizza debate
— lou (@saurmillion) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/princepompadour/status/910853665195470848
Even DiGiorno has seen these tweets. Companies usually want to celebrate anything that promotes their product, but it seems like candy corn pizza is a promotion too far:
https://twitter.com/TheRealAsswolf/status/909880055999770624
https://twitter.com/HoosierFooDog/status/909882292486549504
Billion probably.
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) September 18, 2017
They’re not happy with how people are abusing their ability to make pizza at home. Shoulda thought of that before, DiGiorno. Now we’re all being tormented!
https://twitter.com/DiGiorno/status/909801495075450880
The OP admitted that they did try the pizza, it wasn’t just a visual stunt. The reviews are in:
https://twitter.com/TheRealAsswolf/status/910534425003253760
https://twitter.com/TheRealAsswolf/status/909797145179447297
Heed this warning: candy corn pizza will make you feel slightly sick, just like everything else that happens on Halloween. So, in a way, it’s perfect.
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