Lex
21.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
22.
When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually
— CHASE (@Chase_Sithole) December 11, 2018
23.
https://twitter.com/itsdjluigi/status/1019765341973385216
24.
When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with. pic.twitter.com/jpcT3nRSSZ
— Dr Hall (@DrBenLHall) August 26, 2018
25.
told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"
it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.
— m. diane (@cULTMOTHER) June 11, 2018
26.
https://twitter.com/skinnyybrat/status/1020671916535840768
27.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— Ab (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
28.
It's been 16 years and I still can't believe how the fuck they managed to sneak Scooby Doo on a plane in this disguise pic.twitter.com/CuLpiRA9N6
— Alex Hall (@alex_hall2399) March 20, 2018
29.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— Ab (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
30.
*using Ouija board*
"hello, is there anyone there"
*Y*
*O*
*U*
*U*
*U*
*U*
"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
— matty (@poastsbymatt) July 20, 2018
