41.
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed
— arty (@artyintheuk) August 29, 2018
42.
how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
— Kyle Brownlee (@_kylebrownlee) July 14, 2018
43.
when u carry ur pet to ur room n it walks out https://t.co/GDLi7Yta9e
— zach (@xyzachh) July 14, 2018
44.
When someone is getting in trouble and the teacher says "The next person who laughs is getting sent to the office" pic.twitter.com/wz6LuiTqaw
— Miss WHO!?! (@lovellex_) February 19, 2018
45.
me after I take off my high wasted jeans pic.twitter.com/Nq83Lda8yi
— mari (@marisolvejar_) May 14, 2018
46.
https://twitter.com/Holly_Monson/status/1005200292189597696
47.
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀neyda🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
48.
Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule pic.twitter.com/CvQC2qpvmJ
— Thomas Abowd (@ThomasAbowd) August 19, 2018
49.
When someone holding the door open for you but you a little ways away: pic.twitter.com/Aw5oW9popJ
— Louisiana ⚜️ Boy (@FlyAir4) September 4, 2018
50.
u know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it out loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts
— alexis (@alexismayse) July 14, 2018