51.
*accidentally eats fruit seed*
Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach???????
7 yr old me: pic.twitter.com/0uFn8BOeYg
— MS. HARPER (@A5HLINNIC0LE) March 19, 2018
52.
IF A BABY HANDS YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT SHIT
— arvin. (@meloforshort) June 28, 2018
53.
me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them i threw up pic.twitter.com/cKUkWAUVFN
— Mør (@Moristiko) October 3, 2018
54.
https://twitter.com/paola__janet/status/1008468354938605574
55.
Why do airplane tickets have to be so expensive!! Having separate continents is so stupid retweet if you miss pangaea
— Dr. blizzy (@BlairAlzuro) June 13, 2018
56.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
57.
https://twitter.com/lostboy/status/980645641482366976
58.
Took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow don’t be alarmed pic.twitter.com/pMShZw51Ue
— Estibe (@joel_s_hdz) May 8, 2018
59.
when you see something funny but you’re supposed to be offline pic.twitter.com/H83LmCS3Dm
— iván (@madetomeasvre) April 8, 2018
60.
the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us
— Amy Carroll (@Carroll_Amy_) November 9, 2018