21.
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
22.
When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually
— CHASE (@mrmakethings) December 11, 2018
23.
The problem with “treat yo self” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in April and I’ve been treating myself ever since
— kyle (@itsdjluigi) July 19, 2018
24.
When you’re relaxing with bae and remember something they did 4 months ago they got away with. pic.twitter.com/jpcT3nRSSZ
— Santa Halls (@MrBenLHall) August 26, 2018
25.
told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"
it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.
— m. diane (@cULTMOTHER) June 11, 2018
26.
water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful
— winter ☆ (@glittrreatrr) July 21, 2018
27.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— oovoo javer (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
28.
It's been 16 years and I still can't believe how the fuck they managed to sneak Scooby Doo on a plane in this disguise pic.twitter.com/CuLpiRA9N6
— Alex Hall (@alex_hall2399) March 20, 2018
29.
Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
— oovoo javer (@abblucia) October 1, 2018
30.
*using Ouija board*
"hello, is there anyone there"
*Y*
*O*
*U*
*U*
*U*
*U*
"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
— matt: (@poastsbymatt) July 20, 2018