me seamlessly transitioning between calm and panicked throughout the day pic.twitter.com/Qh9qQ6sJai
— plato's allegory of the cave (@mfsixteanine) May 6, 2018
“what’s your WiFi password”
“It’s on the back of the router”
— 𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 (@vickmontoyaa) September 16, 2018
I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek) pic.twitter.com/nOjzbH5Pwf
— Summer (@summer95) October 11, 2018
Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2018
when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little “aarf” sound pic.twitter.com/Ru4IqWCIt8
— michelle cuervo (@_michicuervo) April 6, 2018
the internet made me do this pic.twitter.com/qlbFr7rmRU
— Elliott (@jelacour) October 13, 2018
Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I’m gonna be on my period in a week or bc I’ve been eating or bc I’m sad or bc I’m stressed ? Which is it
— Lawrence’s Big Booty Baby (@mikiwimango) October 24, 2018
you: weird flex but ok
an intellectual: odd gloat but understandable nonetheless
me, a genius: peculiar boast but alas
— Lil A.C (@ilysmooky) November 1, 2018