Me: “Wow my skin has actually been so clear lately”
— amanda (@amanda_c_rae) August 1, 2018
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal
— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
my organs: …water….pls..
me, pouring a glass of wine: come get y’all juice!!
— processing evermore, dont text (@AdulteRus) March 19, 2018
When I have no idea how to comfort my friends but I try anyway pic.twitter.com/nhV4ms1Sc1
— i can't read (@49skrapskcin) April 25, 2018
When you wash a spoon pic.twitter.com/UeioQ5VKKv
— Drew (@Drewskieeee) November 4, 2018
Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I’ve came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend.
— Flanny. (@FlannyTweets) June 20, 2018
is he one of us pic.twitter.com/9lkRJu5BUt
— VALENTINE H♡︎NEY (@WiredHoney) May 14, 2018
— missPrivateOfflineWoman (@existentialhype) May 12, 2018
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
— scarfo (@Doughbvy) May 8, 2018
when tinkerbell started dying because she didn’t get enough attention…… i felt that
— jas (@jasmynbuduan) August 11, 2018