41.
if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed
— arty (@artymetropia) August 29, 2018
42.
how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck
— Kyle Brownlee (@_kylebrownlee) July 14, 2018
43.
https://twitter.com/xyzachh/status/1018252914563928064
44.
When someone is getting in trouble and the teacher says "The next person who laughs is getting sent to the office" https://t.co/wz6LuiTqaw
— XOXO💋 (@lovellex_) February 19, 2018
45.
https://twitter.com/marisolvejar_/status/995857143390584832
46.
https://twitter.com/Holly_Monson/status/1005200292189597696
47.
do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u
— 🥀neyda🥀 (@wolfyneyda) April 6, 2018
48.
Yeah, I can fit it in my schedule pic.twitter.com/CvQC2qpvmJ
— Thomas Abowd (@ThomasAbowd) August 19, 2018
49.
https://twitter.com/FlyAir4/status/1037026043083857922
50.
u know when ur playing cards against humanity & u think ur card is unbelievably funny & the person reads it out loud & not a single person laughs ya that shit hurts
— alexis (@alexismayse) July 14, 2018