Lex
61.
https://twitter.com/deadliidev/status/992921342881271810
62.
“what’s your WiFi password”
“It’s on the back of the router”
Router: https://t.co/6adCjXpMgm
— 𝕍𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕪𝕒 (@vickmontoyaa) September 16, 2018
63.
https://twitter.com/_coryrichardson/status/1021855116863983616
64.
I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek) pic.twitter.com/nOjzbH5Pwf
— Summer (@summer95) October 11, 2018
65.
https://twitter.com/xforcades2/status/1050872768030486528
66.
Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other – two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er… read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 11, 2018
67.
https://twitter.com/_michicuervo/status/982124822355308546
68.
https://twitter.com/jelacour/status/1051179078735355904
69.
https://twitter.com/mikiwimango/status/1055198485681647616
70.
you: weird flex but ok
an intellectual: odd gloat but understandable nonetheless
me, a genius: peculiar boast but alas
— Lil A.C (@ilysmooky) November 1, 2018
