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White Claw: we’re 5% ABV and trendier than beer
Natty Seltzer: we’re 6% ABV, fuck you White Claw
PBR Seltzer: we’re 8% ABV and you don’t have to be embarrassed by being caught with a Natty post-college
Four Loko Seltzer: WE’RE 14% ABV AND THERES A 50% CHANCE YOU DIE
— Jill (@JillHurley18) August 14, 2019
15.
“Isn’t 14% too much?”
Four loko CEO: pic.twitter.com/XNZ2IFnY7P
— Jay (@glassofsapphire) August 14, 2019
16.
Four Loko seltzer with a 14% ABV is exactly what we as a society deserve right now
— Kendra🏴☠️ (@kendrawcandraw) August 14, 2019
17.
When you just gave up alcohol but Four Loko wants to come out with the new shit pic.twitter.com/Gfp3H3Bijf
— Juju (@Jayonce_Inc) August 14, 2019
18.
Three sips of a Four Loko seltzer and I’ll be getting back together with my ex. I guarantee it.
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 14, 2019
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— Guevara (@Guevara__dj) August 13, 2019
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drinking White Claw v. drinking Four Loko seltzer pic.twitter.com/SADTZcH4YJ
— pwnteam (@pwnteam) August 14, 2019
21.
— Chasé (@ChaseFetsk0) August 14, 2019
22.
Man I didn’t think this was how we were gonna go 😓🤕 pic.twitter.com/htscj3tlgx
— wilted rose (@easybleezy) August 13, 2019
23.
— Zainab Javed (@zrjaved) August 13, 2019
24.
me: who would ever drink 4Lokos again in 2019?
also me: pic.twitter.com/7gdgErLAaz
— jesus ⚡️ (@heyzeus7) August 14, 2019
25.
your liver when it sees you’re about to drink that new four loko: pic.twitter.com/abdK53U23p
— Xavier Rhone (@x_rhone5150) August 14, 2019
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