The month of January seriously feels like it will never end. New Year’s seems like a lifetime ago and February has been “around the corner” for ages. Fortunately, we only have a couple days left in this unbearably long month and what better way to spend that time than by enjoying some seriously hilarious texts?
These are just a few of the funniest text messages people actually sent in January and I think I’m going to start making phone calls again.
1. This big flex:
my dad didn't have to flex this hard pic.twitter.com/GSiO3XjCFB
— bill (@BillRatchet) January 16, 2019
2. This confusing threat:
i got this dm at fucking 12:30 this morning and i’m still thinking about it pic.twitter.com/CmYySdRfL4
— Lee ᴮᴸᴹ ☀️✨ (@solflowerrs) January 20, 2019
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4. This clever text jab:
My ex just texted me this, and I think this is the nicest way she’s ever called me a dick. pic.twitter.com/9EcIh0iuyJ
— Zach (@ZGroth) January 22, 2019
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6. This potential sugar daddy:
7. This sneaky food thief:
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 29, 2019
8. This unfortunate autocorrect:
9. This opening line:
I love a good opening line on Tinder 🙏🏻 pic.twitter.com/chGxvqF85U
— stephanie marie (@stefinitely85) January 24, 2019
10. This case of TMI messaging:
still dying at the time my driving instructor text me this the day before my test pic.twitter.com/ZmKa6zDzOe
— caitlin (@c_dalgarno) January 20, 2019
11. This hilarious text exchange:
My bf texted me saying ‘is ur phone in ur hand’ which is code for ‘I’m going to send nudes’ and I was like yes and then he just sent me a pic of him pulling the fingers lmao pic.twitter.com/cPxMPCZEV2
— Hilda Dyon (@duvetgrave) January 23, 2019
12. This brutal friend-zoning:
13. This wildly inappropriate emoji:
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