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41.
I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops
— Maya Murillo (@mayainthemoment) October 22, 2019
42.
My dad called me today and asked me how I’ve been and I said bored, and he said yeah that’s what happens when you get older. You find a couple people you kinda like and go get a beer at applebee’s or some shit. That phone call ruined my day, possibly my life
— Gunnar Johnson (@Gunnarjohnson6) October 2, 2019
43.
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm clearly Sloth from "The Goonies." Let go of me!" pic.twitter.com/zYUrH9kO5F
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) October 7, 2019
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