Funny Valentine’s Day Tweets For Love Or Heartache (29 Tweets)
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yy am i so alone?😔 pic.twitter.com/yWYq4chVit
— Leminics (@leminics_) February 13, 2020
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roses are red
violets are bluehttps://t.co/BhlYhPgnsN— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 25, 2016
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this is my first year doing real adult valentines day stuff and im a little confused. do i shoot him through the heart with an arrow before or after dinner?
— Danya (@dxxnya) February 13, 2020
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My doctor’s asst told me her ex husband brought her flowers on Valentine’s Day. She told him to get lost. Later in traffic she saw him in his car w/ the woman he cheated on her with. She was holding the same flowers.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) February 14, 2020
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Valentine’s Day forecast pic.twitter.com/jL0ubVyU0Y
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 11, 2020
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bought my wife another Peloton for Valentine’s Day because some things just need to be said twice
— Dookie Hole (@achardac) February 14, 2020
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roses are red
violets are red
everything’s red
i’ve been shot— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) February 14, 2020
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Valentine’s Day is just a made-up holiday. Unlike the one where a rabbit lays eggs, the one where we give candy to ghosts and monsters, or the one where we celebrate a virgin giving birth to the son of an invisible sky wizard.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 11, 2020
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Fuck it
Parasite Valentines Day cards pic.twitter.com/V0DsoIdkbe— Matt Will Post (@MattPostSaysHi) February 14, 2020
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