Aimeé
25.
Every time I look at a restaurant check I mutter “outrageous; I won’t pay it” and then proceed to pay the bill.
— Jordan A. (@Atchesonian) August 15, 2019
26.
“like an NBC prime time soap, This Is Us” when the train gets to the stop
— meaning machine (@EricThurm) August 14, 2019
27.
Saying “later, nerds” when I leave a room
— Nick Barrett (@partyballoon_) August 15, 2019
28.
I started doing the shaka as a joke months ago and now I do it reflexively and often pic.twitter.com/cLduoxg0a0
— Hallie Bateman (@hallithbates) August 14, 2019
29.
My late father used to say “Let’s shed some light on the subject” every time he turned on a lamp and now I can’t stop saying it.
— Juantanamo bae (@sisyphusmyths) August 14, 2019
30.
“lmao” pronounced l’mayo
— Rachel Nussbaum (@rnussbaum11) August 14, 2019
31.
hate to say it but i say “zoinks” under my breath every time i’m faces with a minor inconvenience
also i know this isn’t something you say, but i’ve been unironically dabbing and whipping when i’m happy about something and i can’t stop
— sarah heikkinen (@sar_heikkinen) August 14, 2019
32.
Saying jabroni
— muna mire (@Muna_Mire) August 14, 2019
33.
my siblings and i started jokingly saying “lol” (like, el oh el) out loud years ago and…now i can’t stop
— Aysha Khan (@ayshabkhan) August 14, 2019
34.
• yew / yeet while throwing a shaka
• pronouncing surprise in French
• fire / flames
• gorgina instead of gorgeous
• traffique instead of traffic
• I hate how much I use tight
• bruhMost recently I’ve started saying ‘ello and I truly don’t know who I am anymore.
— Kim Jimenez 🇩🇴 (@kimjimenez) August 14, 2019
35.
weird flex but ok
— Farah Erzouki (@farah_erzouki) August 14, 2019
36.
referring to my cat exclusively as “my dear friend”
— Jessica Sullivan (@Jessica731) August 14, 2019
37.
This whole post has strong dorky dad energy. Also, saying something has “___ energy” is mine.
— Quinn (@quotidianquinn) August 14, 2019
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