19 Coworkers Who Need To Be Reported To HR IMMEDIATELY

Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of working in an office has, as a result, been forced to contend with some of the worst people in the world. There are people who bring monstrosities to potlucks, microwave fish for lunch, and eat Hungry Man dinners for breakfast. But it doesn’t just stop at food sins. Oh, no. Take a look at some of the absolute worst crimes perpetrated by coworkers around the nation—and thank your lucky stars they don’t work with you.

1. The coworker who dared to bring in a “vegan lasagna” to the company potluck:

2. And the coworker who brought in raw chicken

And a deep fryer…


And then touched everything around him with his bare, raw-chicken salmonella-infused hands:

3. This dad, who hid totally normal and not at all horrifying Halloween decorations in the office ceiling:

4. This evil genius, who figured out exactly how to stop his coworkers from eating his jellybeans:

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5. The man who introduced his office to the “St Louis secret” of Panera bagels, bread sliced:

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6. This manager, who has absolutely zero—and I mean ZERO—empathy:

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7. This coworker, who not only needs to be fired but probably deserves jail time as well:

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8. This person, who thought it was a chill and fun idea to spread an enormous pile of leaves around the entire office(???):

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9. This fake dog-statue-having employee:

10. This coworker, who decided this “April Fools joke” was funny and not utterly inexcusable:

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11. This employee, who (accidentally, but still) forced the entire team to clean up a 22-gallon ranch dressing spill:

12. This manager, who wished their coworker a “happy birthday” in the *most* frustrating of ways:

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13. This person, who left their “coworkers’ underwear” in a desk drawer as a “gift” for the new guy:

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14. This coworker, whose RUDENESS knows no bounds: 

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15. These office workers, who responded to their buddy’s promotion in the pettiest way possible:

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16. Whichever coworker decided that this was a cool bathroom display for an office party:

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17. Every single person who has ever stolen food from the office fridge:

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18. This coworker, who purposefully doesn’t clean his super-gnarly coffee cup:

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19. And finally, the coworkers who went out of their way to do Ryan this dirty:

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h/t Twitter, BuzzFeed, Reddit