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I would only sit on the toilet with the shower cap on my head. —Dondons1uk
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Wearing velcro strap shoes so tight they’d probably cut off the circulation in my feet because I was worried my shoes would fall off. I used to eat butter straight out the tub too, my 5 year old niece has started doing it… maybe it’s a family trait —symply_nymph
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I once took a d*ck pic on my Dad’s phone because I thought it would be funny. I was 7 and I didn’t know what d*ck pics were or what pedophilia was or anything. My dad never brought it up. Update: I asked my dad about it. He doesn’t remember it apparently. —TheBackstreetNet
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Had an imaginary friend that I would make bets with, that I was guaranteed to win. The prize being ludicrous amounts of imaginary money. “Hey Joe, I bet you 1 figillion septriligon dollars I can hold my breath for 3 seconds.” God I was rich back then… —Outlandish_Autism
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I used to make random noise and word combinations and get into really weird contorted poses to be “the only one to ever do this.” —Doschupacabras
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I would walk out the bathroom after taking a sh*t and spread my ass cheeks to whoever was in the living room and ask, “Is my butt clean?”. One time it was the guy cleaning our carpet. —LarpyisCool
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Used to piss in bottles. Like outside. Where, you know, I could have just pissed anywhere.. I once got busted for breaking a pane of plastic in a neighbors shed because I left my distinctive calling card at the scene. Fwiw, I piss in urinals and toilets now. (I only piss in bottles when robbing the national mint).. —kokothebozo
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Pooped my pants, then picked the poop out of my underwear and hid it under the sofa so my parents wouldn’t know. —flanintheface02
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When I was around 5, I would basically act like a train and follow the lines on the playground whilst also using my hands as those little rail things on the wheels (Coupling rods), I would also look directly up when it was cold and use my mouth as a chimney. Honestly it must have looked like I was insane. —LargeTubOfLard
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I loved the way the air that comes out the back of vacuum’s smelt. I used to follow the vacuum cleaner around while my mum was cleaning with my face against the vent. I would turn it on when other people were not around and smell it.
Also, I’m not sure if this is normal or not but when I was about 8 I used to run around with nothing but a towl singing ‘duna duna duna duna duna duna FLASH MAN’ to the tune of batman, then show everyone my d*ck. —fongletto
