Chicken Leg Socks Are Actually A Thing And They're Kind Of Amazing

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, what I really need in my life are a pair of novelty socks that make my legs look like a chicken’s”? If so, you’re in luck. If not, you’re still going to be thrilled when you hear that chicken leg socks are actually a thing and you can order them on Amazon to be delivered right to your doorstep.

For under $10 including delivery, you can have a knee-high pair of socks that feature a bit of chicken feathers at the top followed by their little orange legs and claws right where your actual human feet are. Will you actually pass for poultry? Not likely, but you will look hilarious and make everyone who sees you laugh, and isn’t that the best part?

Whether you want to wear these as part of your Halloween costume or you want to head to the gym in style, there are plenty of places your chicken leg socks can go with you. You could even wear them under your work clothes to make yourself smile whenever you think of them. Basically, the sky’s the limit here, people—use your imagination.

Frankly, there should be a whole series of animal leg socks that covers all the different species, I think. Zebra leg socks? Awesome! Elephant leg socks? Sign me up! Rhesus Macaque leg socks? Might be a little bit weird, but sure, why not! The brand behind the chicken leg socks, The Found, is sitting on a literal goldmine here and they need to be taking advantage of people’s love for weird animal hosiery.

For now, I guess it’s chicken leg socks or bust. I think I speak for us all when I say I’d rather have these little bird legs on my human legs than go without, seriously.

You Can Now Buy Chicken Leg Socks, If You’re Into That Kind Of Thing

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Jennifer Still