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33 People Share Fetishes Their Exes Had That Did “Absolutely Nothing” For Them

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My ex had a mud fetish, like, when he was younger would go into like- a bog and have sex with the mud. Where we lived, we didn’t have any bogs as adults so he made enough chocolate pudding to fill the tub, he had me lay in the tub while he poured the pudding all over me and filled the tub almost all the way up. He then got on top of me and we had sex- it wasn’t bad really, the clean up was a nightmare but the problem was I ended up getting a UTI from it so I didn’t let him do it again after that.—u/catsbluepajamas

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Biting. Normally I am more than happy with that. But he would do so unexpectedly, no warning, and hard enough that it would bruise or break skin. Oh and he would do like a shark, shaking his head back and forth hard. And in usually the most sensitive places. That’s takes the fun out of it and set me on edge so much that I couldn’t get off because I was always ready for the next bite.—u/SilentHillNA

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I had an ex fwb who got really turned on by being vomited on during BJs… its so messy and also i gotta say personally, throwing up doesnt ever get me in the mood for anything but a shower and some mouthwash…—u/www-pizza-gov

24.

Me and my boyfriend love each other very much, which means I will squish his head between my thighs for him and he will piss for me.—u/mikecantdie

25.

The night before we were talking about sex and fetishes, we decided that the next day we’d have sex with whatever fetish she has (I always try something once and wanted to try her fetish which she said was a surprise). The next day I closed the door and she immediately pulled a diaper out of her bag..

After diapering my 23 year old girlfriend we stared watching a movie (don’t get me wrong it was kinda cute I guess- I understand the “innocence” and feeling of being young again) but half way through the movie she took my hand and put it to her diaper and started f***ing pissing. I was kinda in shock, but I wasn’t disgusted or anything- Then she started getting frisky. I said “aren’t you going to take that off?” and she said “no I want you to f**k me while I’m wearing it”.

TL;DR: ex GF had a diaper fetish and wanted me to f**k her while she wore a very messy diaper….—u/IScreamYouDance

26.

Calling him “daddy” while he called me a “slut”. I was never comfortable with it. I know some people are into this, and I’m not judging, but I was incredibly young and naive and just not into it. Also he got turned on when I cried, so you guys can figure out how that would be a problem.—u/templenameis_beyonce

27.

She loved to be spanked over my knee while she orgasmed. Was okay. Didn’t know any other women into that.—u/SavageWatch

28.

Guy I dated tried to put his big toe….in me. Typing this is giving me cold chills all over again. Needless to say I declined and didn’t see him again—u/MudcrabEnthusiast

29.

My ex wanted me to starfish. For those that dont know what move that is, it’s when a woman lays prone and doesnt make any noise or movement during sexual happy fun times. I tried spicing it up and calling it the doll but honestly it was so boring and difficult. I like getting into it, touching and kissing my partner and I can get vocal when I’m enjoying myself but I felt pressure to tone it down to sub arctic levels and that really turned me off.—u/sarahbae03

30.

My ex happened to have a fetish for… transformation. Primarily weird ones though, not like werewolves or anything, but people turning into cars and sh*t like that. Definitely not something that you can do anything with—u/LucyCotgias

31.

My ex fiancé had a giant fetish. Literally, he fetishized giants. He refused to ever be on top, had me stand on the bed and walk around so I looked extra tall, and asked me to tell him how small and puny he was and how big and giant I was while I rode him. He liked it when I said I was taller than buildings and trees, like hundreds of feet tall. He even would ask me to say “fee fie fo fum” like the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. I hated all of it but it was the only way he wanted to have sex so I put up with it for three years. Definitely super glad I don’t have to do it for the rest of my life.—u/VirtualUnicorns

32.

Once had a guy who couldn’t get it up unless I farted in his face.—u/daggersanctuary

33.

He was into biting necks and sucking blood like a vampire. Yeah, no.—u/nancylikestoreddit

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