Weddings are expensive for the couple and the people attending. It’s annoying to buy a wedding gift, have to wear a fancy outfit, and potentially pay an arm and a leg for transportation. Everyone should just have surprise weddings and remove the stress. You can Venmo me if you want. I don’t care.
Here’s someone who liked getting married so much, he did it twice in one year. You’re not even supposed to be having big wedding gatherings right now and you had two? What a weirdo.