Lindsay
11.
Dated a guy who only watched Glee for the plotlines and fast-forwarded through the singing scenes. https://t.co/mk425iQ959
— Louis “All Is Calm, All Is Bright”-zman (@LouisPeitzman) December 28, 2020
12.
Disney adult. I don’t mean a casual interest in Disney and anyone who’s met a DA knows this is something else entirely.
— Local Man Too Angry To Die (@SwervoT3k) December 28, 2020
13.
I am now scrolling down in search of the woman who wrote “He criticized me for not watching his favorite TV show”
— Artemisia Giuditta 🌹🌈 ✊🏿 🧙♀️ (@artemisiaditta) December 28, 2020
14.
He used to get frustrated that I would help myself to a glass in his cupboards or open his fridge to pull out his Brita filter, so he duck taped his cabinets and fridge shut before I came over one night
— italianstallion (@ital93stallion) December 28, 2020
15.
on our first date this guy stuck his finger in my mouth when i was yawning https://t.co/fBVzxbrKz5
— fruit (derogatory) (@boobs_69) December 28, 2020
16.
He was a white Christian rapper.
— misslonelyhearts (@MallorieNoel) December 28, 2020
17.
Self identified vegan anarchist who wouldn’t watch television dramas because of the parasocial relationship you formed with the fictional characters. We dated for a year. https://t.co/GN0q2ssizU
— Gita Jackson: The Mandawhoreian (@xoxogossipgita) December 28, 2020
18.
she was in a literal cult https://t.co/U5XPFFJQXs
— ᚛ᚈᚐᚋ᚜ (@scratchcarddust) December 28, 2020
19.
Her mom asked me point blank was I sure I wanted to date her daughter.
— Adam (@adam___bomb) December 28, 2020
20.
My ex thought OJ didn’t do it https://t.co/GiTW05lSRQ
— Trace (@sweet_t0711) December 28, 2020
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