Heterosexual relationships get roasted a lot on social media and after watching this TikTok about what a woman does for her fiancé that “just makes sense” I now think they honestly deserve it. The TikTok was made by a woman with the handle @catchupwithcrystal, but shared to Twitter by @clu19, who wrote, “This woman’s ‘cleaning up after my fiancé routine’ is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life.”
This woman’s “cleaning up after my fiancé routine” is going to haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/ZKilL0Iz46
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 3, 2020
I’ve now watched this TikTok like 20 times, and I still can’t tell if the narrator thinks the things she does really do make sense or if the whole video is just a giant subtext message to her fiancé about how he should start cleaning up after himself.
First, she picks up all his garbage:
Then she puts away his glasses and sometimes his retainer when it’s left out (ew):
She picks up his laundry:
Does his dishes:
Has a brief respite when she makes the robot vacuum:
As she’s finishing the laundry it’s revealed that she is also caring for an infant:
She puts everything away:
She steams his ugly polos:
And makes a healthy dinner that looks totally repulsive, sorry:
And does more dishes:
So, I guess the point of the TikTok is that she actually has two children, and her fiancé-child makes a bigger mess.
There were plenty of people who watched this TikTok and thought it was normal, or sympathized with how much work she does, or even applauded her dedication to her family. In a follow-up video, she explained that she was happy to do it.
Unu chat too much. If she cleans up after him without a problem me nuh know why it hurt unu so much. pic.twitter.com/1Y7ITfkkxD
— serene. (@__kayygee) August 5, 2020
I literally was thinking, it seems as if he financially supports them and works all day. Her cleaning the house, and giving him leeway is actually pretty fair.
— RHK.Jrxx (@RichiiKyl) August 5, 2020
She posted less than two hours worth of chores, I wonder what his day looks like financially supporting the family? Sounds like it’s a partnership she’s happily agreed to, he pays the bills so she can take care of the house and baby… people have been doing this for decades lol
— Sara (@nomemesguey) August 4, 2020
Okay while i agree with the pick up trash. So she basically just does the laundry, cook lunch and dinner and watch the kids?
That is easy. Laundry in washer and dryer, prep the food and bake it in the oven, and when laundry finished. Fold while watching the kids..not that hard
— Almighty_cope (@SheCravesJD_) August 5, 2020
Personally, I watched it and decided women need to go on mass household strike until conditions improve. Many people felt similarly:
Once I saw that baby I lost my shit
— Grandma Sliz (@slizshady) August 3, 2020
I truly don’t know
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 3, 2020
He’s not her fiancé he’s her child
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 3, 2020
I can’t handle it
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 3, 2020
That is the only logical explanation
— Miss Havisham’s Ghost (@therealJocelynJ) August 3, 2020
Babe can I film you putting dressing on your salad where I list all the household chores you don’t help me with? pic.twitter.com/Vaxukqtc33
— Grandpa (@tommy_garber) August 3, 2020
— AH (@acupofabeer) August 4, 2020
But probably the people catching up with Crystal live similar lifestyles where the woman does all the household labor, plus some basic stuff their partners should just do to be decent human beings, like putting their retainers away themselves or not throwing their clothes on the floor. Once again: STRIKE!!
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