Delivery driving seems like a really challenging hustle even when working in the parameters of the official job. When a delivery driver gets sucked into the personal drama of customers they deserve time and a half. Hazard pay. Protect these essential workers from the shenanigans of people trying to conduct their relationships through fast food drop off!
It doesn’t happen often, but it happens often enough. This time it happened to Twitter user @hvbeeeb, who shared two screenshots from their phone that have more plot twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
“My first day workin for DoorDash,” they captioned them, adding a few laughing and crying emojis for good measure. The first one is of the delivery order, which has some special instructions:
“Please deliver to door. And please tell Ariana ‘Sai says sorry’ because she is very mad at me and wouldn’t pick up the phone.”
Aw, poor fella, trying to make it up to his lady with a Shrimp Lover Combo. Who hasn’t been there?
The second screenshot shows a message from @hvbeeeb to Mr. Sai, which reads, “I think her little brother answered the door but I relayed the message!”
And then this response: “Thanks a lot man. Really appreciate it! But she doesn’t have a little brother. Thanks man.”
Oh my god. NOOOOO!!!
What Door Dash delivery person wants or needs to know all of that about your relationship? They’ll be haunted by that forever, especially because this tweet obviously went viral. It’s just such a wild progression of events that people couldn’t help commenting on it, especially with Will and Jada memes:
dude in Frame 1 pic.twitter.com/yzpVA6s1UW
— DAYTONA (@apmtweetss) July 16, 2020
— Yasmin ♡ ⁺ ✧.⋆ฺ. (@BrazilianYasmin) July 17, 2020
— Clavius (@MoonBaseClavius) July 16, 2020
Tuff pic.twitter.com/uAv0P83qxM
— MEH🌙 ➐ (@17AROON) July 16, 2020
— 🛸🪐 (@founderoffacts) July 16, 2020
I’m not sure if there’s any kind of lesson to be learned from this except that not much good ever comes of surprises. On the other hand, now Sai can order take out to his own house and enjoy that Shrimp Lovers Combo all by himself, without a cheater trying to nab his crawfish.