It’s okay to have very specific and uncommon sexual fetishes. We are not here to kink shame. It is not okay to randomly proposition women on the Internet to participate in your kink. We are here to shame that.
And so is streamer Jamie, who posts on Twitter under the handle @PlayWithJambo. She has over 11 thousand followers and supports herself by streaming on Twitch, which is pretty cool:
I never envisioned myself living a comfortable life based around passion and content creation. These last few months have been unreal, and it’s your belief in me that allows me to officially say this for the first time:
My name is Jamie and I am a full time streamer on Twitch 💜 pic.twitter.com/PtOA23xrqS
— JAMBO 🔜 PAX East (@PlayWithJambo) February 9, 2020
What’s less cool is that with some notoriety comes some attention from less pleasant individuals who think her being a woman in gaming makes her a fetish object. Jamie shared a bunch of screenshots of DMs from a stranger who wanted her to participate in his sex fantasy in a very specific way. Jamie’s responses are basically a lesson in negotiation.
KNOW 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 WORTH 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/21F3THYAUX
— JAMBO 🔜 PAX East (@PlayWithJambo) February 6, 2020
He writes, “Hi, I have a weird request that I am wondering if you would be willing to do. I would like to mail you my jacket for you to place on the seat of your gaming chair for a few months and sit on it and fart on it as much as possible. I would pay you for this of course.”
“How much we talking per fart?” she asked, reasonably. “I was thinking maybe $300 for three months and you just fart on it as much as possible,” he replied.
That is a very rigorous fart schedule.
Jamie jokingly replied that this is too cheap for her high-quality gas. She demanded money to pay for a daily Taco Bell order (for best results), plus money to cover any potential damage done to her car or toilet during the 90 days of farting. Her minimum was $1,200.
The guy was willing to go up to $500, but Jamie only upped her prices. She said if she ate Taco Bell for three square meals, the price would go up to $3,318.30.
Unfortunately, $500 was as far as he’d go.
“I’m sorry, but I know my worth sir,” she answered. “I am worth at LEAST four loaded potato grillers (with beef added) and a Baja Blast Zero three times a day for three months. I’ve let too many people belittle my worth in my lifetime. BUT NOT ANYMORE.”
“A pity you wouldn’t take this seriously,” he responded.
“You miss 100% of the farts you don’t make on an internet stranger’s jacket,” she said, quoting “Wayne Gretzky, probably.”
While Jamie didn’t come out of her negotiations with any money, she did win the greatest treasure of all: good content. And several woman Twitch streamers claim to have gotten the same message:
BISHHHHH NO FUCKING JOKE I GOT THIS LAST NIGHT pic.twitter.com/bxSbGklRNe
— littleredkat🔜PAXEast (@littleredkatTV) February 6, 2020
I GOT THE SAME DUDE LOL pic.twitter.com/KeWMw2BXiP
— 🔴 LIVE: twitch.tv/annchirisu (@Annchirisu) February 7, 2020
— soar riss (@mariss) February 6, 2020
This man must be stopped. Let women enjoy their farts in peace and privacy without trying to sexualize them.