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Already experiencing some glitches on #FacebookDating
I can either be 5' 5" or 6' – but I cannot be 5' 11"
Out of those two options, you can guess which one I went with
— Zack Guzmán (@zGuz) September 5, 2019
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I like how Facebook Dating notifies you when your husband signs up
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 5, 2019
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Facebook: Hey Amanda, maybe you should sign up for Facebook Dating today!
Amanda: Um, I'm engaged, thanks.
Facebook: Not for very much longer…
Amanda: What?
Facebook: What?
— Dr. NerdLove (@DrNerdLove) September 5, 2019
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https://twitter.com/dejonredd/status/1169616814273441793
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Greetings human. Would you enjoy meeting other humans for dinner or species propagation? Facebook Dating has your number and all other pertinent personal data. pic.twitter.com/nAUg9vxsu4
— schooley (@Rschooley) September 6, 2019
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Facebook Dating because I need more ways to tell men that I enjoy having fun and trying new things while men need more ways to send me dick pics. #FacebookDating
— Meredith (@meralee727) September 5, 2019
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Great, now when I get rejected people can like and share it. #FacebookDating pic.twitter.com/YWlSl1RykW
— 👑 King Purcival 👑 (@purcival) September 5, 2019
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Dating apps already suck. The only thing I expect Facebook Dating to achieve is somehow making it worse… pic.twitter.com/6WkrfJwR8W
— Raquel Willis (she/her) (@RaquelWillis_) September 5, 2019
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