Aimeé
11.
My DMs when I post a banging selfie 💅 https://t.co/arGF2lB3MM
— Katy Montgomerie 🦗 (@KatyMontgomerie) December 13, 2019
12.
Do you like Fishsticks? https://t.co/8aHUXFqsW0
— BossLogic (@Bosslogic) December 13, 2019
13.
Ladies, if you aren’t satisfied at home, remember there are plenty of fish in the sea. https://t.co/yFgCG2W6wH
— mark normand (@marknorm) December 13, 2019
14.
I guess I’m going to the beach. https://t.co/1gf4PYSbhi
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) December 13, 2019
15.
My mentions every time I tweet about feminism https://t.co/PH5cbHmw8i
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 13, 2019
16.
when you tweet an opinion about Star Wars https://t.co/jNnyX03MHY
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 12, 2019
17.
Guy, ignorant: “Vaginas smell like fish”
Me, enlightened: https://t.co/y3hwbD81gb
— dan wickes (@dan_wickes) December 13, 2019
18.
Fellas is it gay to go to the beach https://t.co/j5YDai8aYR
— dad bod john (@Dad_Bod_John) December 13, 2019
19.
Schlong Beach, CA https://t.co/5DNGzaQMxA
— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) December 12, 2019
20.
Are you kidding me? They’re free?!! 💃🎉 #PenisoftheDay https://t.co/4j99INqtoA
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) December 13, 2019
21.
I finally get the “plenty of fish in the sea” thing https://t.co/wjqbErin6k
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) December 13, 2019
There are almost as many d*ck jokes as d*ck fish out there.
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