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I think it’s amazing how grimes and elon are literally a pop star dating an evil billionaire and yet there’s not even the slightest whiff of glamour about them. Anime basement-ass cat ears couple.
— Einstürzende Louboutin (@negaversace) January 9, 2020
13.
seven year old me explaining to my mom why I need the 20 books I circled on the monthly scholastic book flyer pic.twitter.com/QUTzrvwCNz
— jen ✨ (@cihrce) January 6, 2020
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Anyone recognise this hair? Found it on my man’s pillow pic.twitter.com/xvWOMUwhOu
— Thando (@xthandiex) January 4, 2020
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I love seeing people panic at karaoke when they realize how long & repetitive their song is. Will I be singing My Sharona forever?! Their eyes plead
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 7, 2020
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“These are gonna change everything for me.” -me, 2002 pic.twitter.com/9fKjJeNgt0
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) January 10, 2020
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thinkin about how i got catfished on neopets by someone pretending to be hilary duff. humbling experience.
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) January 7, 2020
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no millennial has all five:
1. Existential sense of purpose
2. Healthy boundaries
3. Good relationship with their parents
4. A job that pays them what it should
5. Ability to spell bananas without singing that Gwen Stefani song— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 9, 2020
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One time I ate so much Trader Joe’s tzaziki while I was babysitting that the next day there was a post-it note on it that said “for the kids only” and that’s just one beautiful beautiful moment in my colorful history
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) January 4, 2020
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