Pleated-Jeans
16.
hey sorry to call in sick again but my mom asked, “are you a member of hookup culture?” two days ago and I still haven’t recovered
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 7, 2019
17.
Bill Cosby dead
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) August 8, 2019
18.
I’ll stand right in front of a restaurant and google its hours rather than pull on a locked door and bear that shame
— Weak Ankles (@ankles_so_weak) August 5, 2019
19.
def not me. 👀
— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) August 7, 2019
20.
https://twitter.com/drowzygf/status/1159833650344521729
21.
https://twitter.com/somaddysmith/status/1158802849058439169
22.
I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon pic.twitter.com/00ypwNBEf8
— Alyssa Nikaye (@lyssa_Stout) August 7, 2019
23.
restaurants should be legally obligated to disclose if their fruit salad is mostly melon
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 8, 2019
24.
PITCH: "Reverse Queer Eye" – Five straight men come to your house and absolutely destroy your life.
— Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) August 7, 2019
25.
https://twitter.com/enemytolover/status/1159296402863874053
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