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Whew, what a week! Thankfully it’s over, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. To mark the end of the week, we collected the funniest tweets from women and put them all in one list so you could enjoy them too. Go ahead and reward yourself, you’ll thank us later. (Or not, who cares.)
1.
Me when a guy says he regularly goes to therapy pic.twitter.com/oEszluNhJj
— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) August 19, 2019
2.
She was on a break https://t.co/W3sihPUWFF
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) August 20, 2019
3.
me reading back my own writing. https://t.co/cb4zlWjjIG
— sarah ball (@sarfow11) August 12, 2019
4.
https://twitter.com/SorryDontClaire/status/1164309329706704896
5.
Me to my friends: do not settle, be brave, ask for what you want!!!
Me as the waitress brings out the wrong order: looks perfect
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 17, 2019
6.
these names can’t be real pic.twitter.com/EiGGR2dNHY
— -_- (@imnotbecca) August 11, 2019
7.
never asking her for a loan again pic.twitter.com/c5Xbf3NOWF
— AIDA (@shutupaida) August 16, 2019
8.
https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1163616809796407300
9.
https://twitter.com/kittywenham/status/1163533450655219714
10.
hate when stores sell shirts called "the boyfriend tee" honey boyfriend tees are FREE you think i'm just gonna BUY a big shirt??? no fucking way! i earned this Slaughterhouse Five t-shirt through months of gaslighting
— steph (@steph_mcca) August 15, 2019
11.
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go https://t.co/KAApOLeoBW— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 16, 2019
12.
SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! pic.twitter.com/geNIdvATVN
— Ghost Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) August 23, 2019
13.
https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1164221062877519873
14.
https://twitter.com/crissymilazzo/status/1164239385870708737
15.
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/1162948168620769281
16.
Me: dear god. Please destroy ICE and Amazon
God: yo I gotchu
God: *melts ice caps and starts burning the rainforest*
Me: wait no
— Baked Amanda (@theconradical) August 22, 2019
17.
https://twitter.com/_najab/status/1162502391737937920
18.
https://twitter.com/om_eye_goodness/status/1163358772636479490
19.
https://twitter.com/whynowhy/status/1164329468359565313
20.
https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish/status/1163565794854240256
21.
Just followed a stranger around for 3 blocks bc he was whistling the Robin Hood rooster’s song so well. Please rescue me when I inevitably, voluntarily join a cult someday
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 22, 2019
22.
Me, whispering and teary-eyed after reading the "Enjoy!" note at the end of my frozen dinner instructions: "Thank you, friend."
— Jessica Kane (@jesskane31) August 19, 2019
23.
Once I told a man I was a Type 1
Diabetic and he said “I bet you taste extra sweet down there.” Using my autoimmune disease to be creepy? Folks, THAT’S amore!— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) August 22, 2019
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