24 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

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https://twitter.com/cloudyyxp_/status/1170764656807469060

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https://twitter.com/spinubzilla/status/1161492910300381184

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https://twitter.com/ambermariexoo/status/1172190187864170497

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Can't wait for winter so i can start dressin' https://t.co/F72nfgI92A

— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) September 12, 2019

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https://twitter.com/natashaleggero/status/1171448607733477376

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I’m hot but I’ll NEVER be “bored hostess at a restaurant” hot

— Stewart&Chill (@Stewartandchill) September 7, 2019

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I…….made matching shirts for me and my cat pic.twitter.com/n5DBT4d8Uc

— errrrrrrrrrrin (@errrrrrrrrrrin) September 11, 2019

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who did it better? like for drake, retweet for my dad. pic.twitter.com/rUMcJcF4mZ

— emma :^) (@emmamorris_35) September 12, 2019

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I am a full grown, reasonably competent adult woman, but I still believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) September 8, 2019

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FRIENDSHIP is not between a man and a woman. FRIENDSHIP is between a hot blonde and an unconventionally attractive brunette!!

— lana schwartz (@_lanabelle) September 11, 2019

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Joe Biden looks like the kind of dude who goes fucking nuts when Sweet Caroline comes on at a wedding

— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 13, 2019

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https://twitter.com/DebraDiGiovanni/status/1171678704621117440

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https://twitter.com/cherryemoticon/status/1169750818939113472

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Me, age 17: can solve a quadratic equation in 20 seconds

Me, age 23: can't subtract 17 from 33 without a calculator

— Anjali. (@Anjalaaay) September 11, 2019

24 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

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