11.
https://twitter.com/cloudyyxp_/status/1170764656807469060
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https://twitter.com/spinubzilla/status/1161492910300381184
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https://twitter.com/ambermariexoo/status/1172190187864170497
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Can't wait for winter so i can start dressin' https://t.co/F72nfgI92A
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) September 12, 2019
15.
Dear corporate hotels, Check-in 4 pm & Check-out 11 am are you sure you even want us to stay?
— Natasha Leggero (@natashaleggero) September 10, 2019
16.
I’m hot but I’ll NEVER be “bored hostess at a restaurant” hot
— Stewart and Chill (@Stewartful) September 7, 2019
17.
I…….made matching shirts for me and my cat pic.twitter.com/n5DBT4d8Uc
— Errin BLM (@errrrrrrrrrrin) September 11, 2019
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who did it better? like for drake, retweet for my dad. pic.twitter.com/rUMcJcF4mZ
— emma (^: (@emmamorris_35) September 12, 2019
19.
I am a full grown, reasonably competent adult woman, but I still believe if there are only two cookies left you've got to eat both of them, or the one remaining cookie will be lonely.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) September 8, 2019
20.
FRIENDSHIP is not between a man and a woman. FRIENDSHIP is between a hot blonde and an unconventionally attractive brunette!!
— lana schwartz (@_lanabelle) September 11, 2019
21.
Joe Biden looks like the kind of dude who goes fucking nuts when Sweet Caroline comes on at a wedding
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 13, 2019
22.
Best Ways To Fall Asleep Fast:
1. Masturbate
2. Cry
3. All of the Above— Debra DiGiovanni (@DebraDiGiovanni) September 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/cherryemoticon/status/1169750818939113472
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Me, age 17: can solve a quadratic equation in 20 seconds
Me, age 23: can't subtract 17 from 33 without a calculator
— Anjali. (@Anjalaaay) September 11, 2019
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