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11.
me looking at my professor when i hear backpacks zipping 2 mins before class ends bc i want him to know i’m still listening & everyone else is rude pic.twitter.com/hBSLFGaTmg
— ♡ (@kaylasheagg) November 6, 2019
12.
I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business
— kimmy (@ka_waltz) November 2, 2019
13.
i once went home w an open-married dude and i was like ‘how’s this gonna work with your wife at home, where will she sleep’ and he said ‘it’s cool she’ll just sleep in the coffin’ and wouldn’t you know it that bitch slept in a coffin in the living room that night
— rax king (@RaxKingIsDead) November 7, 2019
14.
“losing/taking virginity”
– turns sex into an object
– places pressure on the decision
– you don’t actually lose or take anything ?“sexual debut”
– exciting
– all focus is on u
– suggests a musical number is involved— lotty (@lottydoes) November 4, 2019
15.
day 3 of daylight savings: pic.twitter.com/SQqrf9JaTj
— ★mir★ (@mirahope_) November 6, 2019
16.
My husband’s on a work Skype, so every few minutes I silently cross the room behind him dressed as a new character from Wicked.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) November 6, 2019
17.
You all can keep your menstrual tracking apps: I am “crying to the Beatles while driving” days away from my period.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) November 7, 2019
18.
Tfw when you find an old family photo album pic.twitter.com/LemWQQ5tlS
— Mug McCup (@megmackaycomedy) November 4, 2019
19.
This film is called “A 37 Year Old Playing a Teen in a Broadway Musical” pic.twitter.com/EI8GAMxVFM
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) November 8, 2019
20.
when u see a beautiful, kind woman with her terrible boyfriend Matt https://t.co/fTAXXInELr
— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) October 31, 2019
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