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Is there anything lamer than “sexy” holiday ad copy? It’s always the same: “You’re gonna thank Santa” and “he’s gonna stuff your stocking”, and “Santa and his elves are fucking your gifts day and night, using their ribbons of cum to make you smile on Christmas morning.”
— Lindsay Goldwert (@lindsaygoldwert) November 14, 2019
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