Ruin My Week
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So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I’m like are you coming to bed? And he goes “no thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend” and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭
— Jess (@Jessicaadxx) August 31, 2019
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I just- pic.twitter.com/daCXvrDrXY
— ⬡ sam 🔜 hijinx ⬡ (@Sam_JP_) September 6, 2019
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My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.
I’m sitting right next to the dog.— LaLaLyds (@LaLa_Lyds) November 16, 2019
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my first day of high school i tried to contour and i walked out so my dad could drive me to school and he took one look at me and said “whatever is on your face looks so bad go take it off i’m not dealing with you getting bullied”
— colleen (@Coll3enG) September 25, 2019
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Body: we need sleep
Me: no, if we sleep before 11:30 we lose
Body: what the fuck are you talking about
— rachel (@maybefrommoon) October 31, 2019
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If y’all wanna know how my day is going (And I’m sure you do)… As I’m getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. I’m thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and it’s a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES🤬FML pic.twitter.com/M9LIpPBfSK
— AK🌻 (@Autumn_Kamrie) August 22, 2019
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Ctrl-F but for all the hair ties in my apartment
— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) November 6, 2019
29.
a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019
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just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking…nothing?
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 7, 2019
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