31.
But where was the real guy??
— Lydia Collins (@lydia_collins) May 25, 2020
32.
My HS band director slept with students. When the school found out, they quietly passed him off to a less-wealthy nearby school district instead of reporting him, where he continued abusing.
My rich school didn’t want the bad press that came with public action against him.
— Ryan Thompson Hyphen (@BardicKnowledge) May 25, 2020
33.
A fellow student used AOL Chatrooms to gather credit card information from unsuspecting users by pretending to be AOL Services. Bought thousands of dollars worth of electronics.
Good ol’ Oxford, Pa 🙄
— Ryan (@Murraypalooza) May 25, 2020
34.
Someone broke into the history teacher’s apartment, shit in her closet, cut up some of her clothes and tore photos of her family in half. The cops said “So, this looks personal.”
— Lakshmi Sundaram (@IamLuksh) May 25, 2020
35.
They lowered him off of the balcony. It was the second-worst thing to ever happen to Lincoln on a balcony.
— Allya Yourish (@AllyaYourish) May 25, 2020
36.
4 football players, one of whom had offers from 30+ colleges, robbed a Smoothie King with a kid who worked there https://t.co/iQq7Go7Qkc
— Owen Knight (@TulaneOwen) May 25, 2020
37.
A kid sold the school on Ebay
— Toast Malone (@The_Toasted_One) May 25, 2020
38.
This was after I graduated but I feel like it still should count #oops pic.twitter.com/fJveBBezmt
— Syd 🔮🦇 (@bethekanyebest) May 25, 2020
39.
Junior high, but: the school resource officer was calling in bomb threats, so he could act heroic in front of the one of the front office ladies he had a crush on.
— Bryan Cox (@valleyofthebees) May 25, 2020
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