Rachel Kiley
Self-isolating can be stressful regardless of where you live. But with many of us cooped up in small apartments with our families or roommates, it’s easy to look over at rich celebrities with their giant mansions and sprawling landscapes and get a little bit jealous.
But not all mansions are created equal. No, we’re definitely not asking you to feel sorry for celebrities living in less amazing mansions than other celebrities. But we ARE saying that some mansions are so tacky, you may rather stay in your cute and homey studio when it comes down to it. So it goes with Justin Bieber’s ex-living situation.
A flyover photo of Bieber’s former digs went viral over the weekend after everyone suddenly realized how singularly hideous it is.
JUATIN BIEBER’S HOUSE….I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER pic.twitter.com/zNz6ZIFQtI
— izzy ʕ•̫͡•ʔ (@izzyhollandx) March 31, 2020
The mansion reportedly cost Bieber $60,000 a month when he lived there back in 2015 and is valued at $10.5 million.
But the Twittersphere knows better than to believe a high price point equals anything more than entertainment value, and they were quick to spend the last few days completely roasting the community college-esque architecture.
Justin Bieber’s house looks like a prison where the government keeps X-Men https://t.co/FxPY59vWtR
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) April 5, 2020
Bieber mansion looks like a the CEO of a mouthwash company is bouta be the next avengers villain #biebermansion. #bieber2020 https://t.co/tW06iv8yBA
— Sage Hundsdorfer (@sagehund) April 7, 2020
Why does Justin Bieber’s new house look like a food processor? pic.twitter.com/yZ8IcylzWd
— Soon-Tzu Speechley 孫子 (@speechleyish) April 6, 2020
Justin Bieber’s house looks like a funky CD storage unit which everyone would spend £250 on at Argos in about 1997 but would turn out to scratch all your discs. pic.twitter.com/XxUrYxlTOG
— Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) April 6, 2020
thinking about buying Justin Bieber’s house while it’s on sale pic.twitter.com/sz3jDSUfmH
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) April 7, 2020
why does justin bieber’s house look like my zhuzhu pets’ playhouse from elementary pic.twitter.com/gsUfnGXJGa
— chandler 🌼 (@robertmanoin) April 7, 2020
Justin Bieber’s house looks like a kid’s birthday present that has pieces missing and breaks the same day. pic.twitter.com/9Gzo6XtLZ4
— Jeremy Alder (@JeremyAlder) April 6, 2020
I kept trying to think of what Justin Bieber’s ugly house reminded me of and yup it is the 1995 Micro Machines parking garage: pic.twitter.com/hcPrmCr90f
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 6, 2020
Justin Bieber’s house looks like a blender that costs £399.99, has Wi-Fi and ends up spying on you pic.twitter.com/rQt8uZhKZ3
— Thomas Gorton (@AngstromHoot) April 6, 2020
Some felt it looked like something straight out of a computer game.
Why did Justin Bieber live in the research center of a SimCity expansion pack? https://t.co/kZzBwd1D0j
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) April 5, 2020
Bieber’s house is the thing you build in Sim City, even though you know it will bankrupt you and the entire town will become gradually infested with escaped pet monkeys pic.twitter.com/obyiHjpbAX
— Ben Machell (@ben_machell) April 6, 2020
if you pixelate the picture of justin beibers house a bit it looks like it’s from a 1999 strategy game pic.twitter.com/biaiRpA4ek
— pooldad (@pooldad) April 6, 2020
I have the mind of a mastermind ngl 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/QQz4qLN1MS
— dereck! (@rusty__halberd) April 6, 2020
How about heavily modded Sims 1 house pic.twitter.com/ElujOdESvD
— Mic (@micnax_) April 6, 2020
Justin Bieber lives in a dwemer mansion pic.twitter.com/m7GyeNyhLF
— Haver (@HaverOfOpinions) April 6, 2020
Others likened it to the most architecturally unappealing structures you can find in the real world.
Justin Bieber’s house looks like if Amazon made a community college pic.twitter.com/h7T4jo9Bg5
— public universal frenemy (@nuns_on_film) April 6, 2020
why does justin bieber’s mansion look like my hometown rec center pic.twitter.com/28WDXQSLRa
— kt (@KatieBerohn) April 6, 2020
Justin Bieber’s house looks like a New Labour-era college campus built on PFI money pic.twitter.com/ozP9MfnMDT
— James Bloodworth (@J_Bloodworth) April 5, 2020
Justin Bieber’s house be looking like a fucking airport pic.twitter.com/EiuGMjlnlo
— Random Dude (@RandomDudeTwts) April 6, 2020
Everyone’s saying Justin Bieber’s house (first picture) looks like the Avengers HQ, but am I the only one thinking it looks like the BBC Television Centre? 😂 pic.twitter.com/fIw4qbnt4t
— m. (@toriftlovato) April 6, 2020
Fortunately for Bieber, he and wife Hailey have other mansions (yes, mansions) at this point—ones that seem more appealing and less “billionaire-CEO-turned-evil-villain.” So unfortunately for us, we have to go right back to being jealous of him while he’s tucked away in luxurious comfort and we’re confined to a handful of rooms at best.
But whoever might currently be wasting away in that corporate green glass blender of a house definitely has it worse than all of us.
