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“Men Of Middle-Earth As Bad Ex Boyfriends Who Ruined Your Life”—A Viral Thread (30 Tweets)

The current crisis and resulting lockdown are doing weird things to people. They’re cutting their own hair (badly), they’re cutting their pets’ hair (horribly), and they’re spinning increasingly fantastical mental scenarios just to pass the time.

One such thought experiment went viral after @AlexArrelia tweeted out descriptions of Lord of the Rings characters reimagined as terrible ex-boyfriends.

Gimli may be thicc but he’ll ruin your life.

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