Friendship is often kind of arbitrary. Sometimes it starts with assigned seating in a classroom, or with who works the same shift as you at work, or who sleeps in the top bunk in college. Sometimes you notice someone is wearing the same shoes or reading your favorite book and say hi. Sometimes it’s the bro who throws you a nod at the gym. So why can’t you make a friend by texting a random number that is kind of similar to yours? The answer is that you can!
Twitter user @ryanlavalleee wrote about an experience texting their “number neighbor.” If this was a term before they used it, I’d never heard of it. It basically means someone who has your exact same number except for the last digit. They’re either one number above or below you, sort of like apartment numbers.
Don’t think about it too hard, just go with it. Anyway, @ryanlavalleee was unhappy with their number neighbor. No friends were made, but they certainly tried.
https://twitter.com/ryanlavalleee/status/1156321552079736833
People thought this was a pretty hilarious experiment, so @ryanlavalleee suggested everyone try knocking on their number neighbor’s door, so to speak. Why not?
https://twitter.com/ryanlavalleee/status/1156779971119067136
The responses varied widely. Some number neighbors got the gag right away, some were pretty steamed to get a random text, some turned things sexual immediately, and some are probably checking the locks on their door. What a wonderful opportunity to make a new random bud!
This, however, was a huge missed opportunity:
https://twitter.com/notviking/status/1157875677082742784?s=20
Text door neighbors. Of course. It was right there.
Here are some the best and worst number neighbor responses. You can decide at the end if you want to text into the void:
1.
My number neighbor fried the shit out of me pic.twitter.com/ArKjXtVy2b
— Eric Billeter (@EricBilleter_25) August 3, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/baldboyblues/status/1157393684498964481
3.
never doing this number neighbor shit again pic.twitter.com/OyIWyDfX0Y
— Chase (@chaselyons) August 2, 2019
4.
my number neighbor is rude pic.twitter.com/MxIhUJqBDI
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) August 2, 2019
5.
https://twitter.com/isnortnyquil/status/1157018050962567168
6.
reached out to my number neighbor only to be destroyed in a horrific way pic.twitter.com/IGES7cBevZ
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) August 2, 2019
7.
My number neighbour believes in me more than I believe in myself pic.twitter.com/1xSEHyWuAJ
— Diego DaSilva (@DiegoDaSilvaTV) August 2, 2019
8.
oh my fucking god pic.twitter.com/uMJL1e9PTb
— bea (@indigohuney) August 2, 2019
9.
Best number neighbor ever pic.twitter.com/dIu0ESffue
— Joe Wenning (@joe_winning) August 2, 2019
10.
https://twitter.com/MikeyMcD50/status/1157118475724349441?s=20
11.
wow texting my number neighbor really took a turn pic.twitter.com/GNewvJxq6K
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) August 2, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/gabbyhartzel/status/1157318904005496832?s=20
13.
everyone’s number neighbor is uncomfortable or rude & mine is genuinely a homie 😂 pic.twitter.com/5Tnruhr2pn
— sasch (@saschamoira) August 2, 2019
14.
😂😂😭😭 pic.twitter.com/lGfINogKl4
— 🦄 (@SorryJayMami) August 2, 2019
15.
Mans said if u ain’t got a coochie don’t even talk to me🥵 pic.twitter.com/jsdYd3I91N
— Tbird and 104 others (@Tbird_559) August 2, 2019
16.
when your brother is literally your number neighbor pic.twitter.com/CBwyabkV3z
— jenny dang (@jenndgm) August 2, 2019
17.
omggg my number neighbor is not friendly 😭 pic.twitter.com/GSdRwssCll
— raven ♡ (@ravenxo_) August 2, 2019
18.
OMG pic.twitter.com/BzdaUcTCXX
— Jacob Gonzalez (@Jgonz246) August 2, 2019
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— Senekha (@senekhak) August 2, 2019
20.
I’m unsettled pic.twitter.com/OYmL3SJt9S
— Alyssa (@alyst25) August 2, 2019
21.
I wish I had a cool neighbor 😐 pic.twitter.com/k3AuNFPwcJ
— Ryan🕳 (@RY3IN) August 2, 2019
22.
Cuzzo simple pic.twitter.com/IdlqbZq4T3
— Big Dawg Todey. (@Todey2040) August 2, 2019
23.
I’m unsettled pic.twitter.com/OYmL3SJt9S
— Alyssa (@alyst25) August 2, 2019
24.
Lmao my number neighbor is funny pic.twitter.com/KW0PEvCljh
— Maria (@m_villasenor11) August 2, 2019
25.
Atlanta people are the best people pic.twitter.com/x2zWcUTcIL
— Emmett 🍒 (@emunz34) August 2, 2019