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21.
I very nearly convinced Sprog2 that she had 6 fingers on each hand. Every time she counted 5, I said, “No, you missed one,” and counted 6.
— Alys Wilfred Earl (@alysdragon) April 22, 2017
22.
My Dad told me the pages on Teletext were called “texticles”. A ‘fact’ I repeated to a teacher at school.
— Jake Archibald (@jaffathecake) April 23, 2017
23.
On.a trip to Dublin we told a friend you had to order guinness as a ‘Big glass of gwinnee’ no convincing he just believed it!
— Toots (@izzymact) April 22, 2017
24.
Granddad convinced us if you broke a biscuit in half, all the calories fell out. He was a nutritional chemist, so of course we believed him
— Chris Riley (@criley2008) April 22, 2017
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