Dating Life

The Most Desperate, Trashy, And Gross Ex Texts Get Rated By This Viral Twitter Account

Dating in the digital age totally blows.

If you’ve tried it and immediately found The One, then you’re the enigma. Because as the rest of us know all too well, online dating is a veritable cesspool of toxic masculinity and misplaced rage. And this Twitter account is here for it, documenting all the gnarly texts, Snaps, and DMs—while assigning each a ‘rating’ based on general trashiness.

The account is called @SheRatesDogs—a play on Twitter’s beloved @WeRateDogs—and it’s run by a woman named Michaela Okland who explained to Metro.co.uk that because all the dogs on WeRateDogs are “rated above 10/10,”  she thought “it’d be funny if there were an account where the dogs are sh*tty exes!” (and they all have negative number ratings.)

Here are some of the trashiest, funniest, cringiest, horniest, and most desperate interactions we could find:

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.