Last night, however, I was up fretting about whether Santa was going to bring me the pony I asked for and happened upon Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Needless to say, something looked different about Jimmy from the get-go.
I couldn’t’ quite put my finger on it at first, but then I realized it was not Jimmy at all, but Brie Larson!
Anyway, I ended up watching the whole show, which a rarity on top of the rarity that is watching late-night TV at all.
Figured it’s worth sharing the monologue and a clip of her interviewing a very professional Jamie Foxx — who expertly manages not to stare down at her, umm, dress during the interview.
Brie Larson’s Jimmy Kimmel monologue:
Brie Larson’s Jamie Foxx interview:
I’m a Jimmy fan and all, but for my money, I’d vote to replace him with Brie permanently. The internet seems to agree, though perhaps for more horny reasons than me.*
watching brie larson host jimmy kimmel pic.twitter.com/LBqxOXxUVN
— grace (@epicdeanoru) December 19, 2019
currently mesmerized by Brie Larson's boobs on Jimmy Kimmel
— yee yee (@JayPark92090915) December 19, 2019
Watched most of the Jimmy Kimmel episode where Brie Larson filled in as host and it was a mistake to watch that at work. Tried cooling off by watching Mike Trout highlights and now we're in full wood mode at 8:33am on this working Thursday. pic.twitter.com/BhuoAkUBio
— Stephen Janes (@stephenkjanes) December 19, 2019
I HAD ANOTHER DREAM ABOUT BRIE BECAUSE OF THAT JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE GUEST-HOSTING WHERE WE TALK ABOUT BRA SIZES, BOOBS, BOOKS, FEMINIST STORIES AND LEGS
i woke up turned on
i’m so gay for brie larson
— rein (@brielarsondawg) December 19, 2019
Visiting mom, watching Jimmy Kimmel Live with guest host Brie Larson.
Mom: “Has Brie Larson always had those big boobs like that??”
Me: “Uh, no mom, she hasn’t.”
Fun conversation! pic.twitter.com/MahKjAIbBb
— Mark Walters (@markwalters74) December 19, 2019
*J/K who am I kidding she was absurdly hot in that dress.