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People Reveal The Pettiest Thing Their Exes Have Ever Done (29 Stories)

just_a_mean_person:

Told everyone in school I hit her.

gummypikachus:

Picture it. 2014. 19 years old. (Partially) Living close to college with my then boyfriend. Until I came home from class early and caught him in bed with another girl. He then promptly dumped me and gave me two days to move my stuff out. I wasn’t worried about where to go, I could move back in with my former roommate and current best friend. But I would get revenge. On my last day to get my stuff, I snuck in while he was at work. I had two gallons of fine glitter from my friend’s craft stash. And within an hour, there was glitter everywhere. But then I heard the door lock turn and I took emergency measures. I had a horrible journey down he fire escape. I’m this rush, I forgot to grab my stuff. The next day, I wake up to a text. It’s from my ex. It’s a 13 minute long video of him setting fire to everything I left there, with gasoline and everything. Petty bastard.

emilypasquab:

I don’t know if this is exactly petty but my ex convinced me to go on vacation with him, got me to contribute $150 for “my share” of the hotel and then broke up with me a week later and took another girl he’d been cheating on me with. Again, don’t know if this is petty but definitely a dick move.

 kalim42eb6c580:

I wanted to be married on The Day of the Dead so I’d feel like my father was there. He always thought that was nice and we agreed on that. After we broke up he married someone else. Guess what day they got married? Yeah, The Day of the Dead.

kyliecshadle:

My acting major ex WROTE and PERFORMED a monologue for class in which he described in explicit, gory detail how he cheated on me multiple times and how much he enjoyed it. Apparently it was so vulgar that, when he was finished, a girl said, ‘You really shouldn’t be allowed to talk to women.'”

jeremyb449d10839:

My ex and I moved across country together, but we ended up breaking up this past summer. It was honestly as amicable as I thought it could be and we decided we wanted to try and remain friends. Well, after a few months when we had finished up with our lease (I was still living there but he moved out) I found out that he blocked me on social media, as well as my number. He also deleted and blocked all of my friends AND MY MOTHER. He also got all of his friends to block me. He also cut me off from getting the cats back that we had, even though he wanted me to have them. This all happened right before he told me that he was regifting the lady Gaga tickets he got me for my birthday LAST year and refused to sell them to me. Said I didn’t deserve to go lol. Also found out he was cheating on me the entire time we lived together too. At least he’s out of my life now!

Viciousxvenom:

A classic – changing his FB picture to the exact same one but with me cropped out of it.
Another ex was the son of family friends that we had thanksgiving with EVERY year. We broke up when I was 13 and he literally never spoke to me again. Ever. Saw him multiple times a year at family evens multiple times until I went to college and he never said another word to me.

 mirandake99:

My most recent ex gave all my stuff to a mutual friend to return to me. This included anniversary presents, cards, pictures, (typical stuff) and stuff I never expected to get back (pens, cough drops, a pack of mints). And to top it off, I recieved a 4 page letter about everything i did wrong in the relationship and it ended with “P.S. I doubt you’ll ever find anyone as good as me.”

adsadsadsadsads:

Mine have been pretty benign, but my SO’s ex has created multiple accounts for her on escorting websites, so every now and then she’ll get creepy phonecalls asking about the “going rate”.

Asphalt_outlaw:

She started dating my driller and got me run off that rig for bullshit reasons. She then got pregnant by him. Joke’s on you bitch, I’ve got a great job now, and he works at taco John’s. Hope you enjoy trying to raise a baby on minimum wage.

 ericas48b1e499d:

My ex made a craigslist ad advertising for people to watch a threesome with my number. I was getting calls and texts ALL MORNING!

Shelliton:

Burst into my house and tried to take my sheets. Like, all of them. All of my sheets. Cops were called.

merdenea:

Found out he cheated so I broke up with him. An year later he moved in America (we are europeans). Once an year he comes home and he proceeds to stalk the shit out of me. I always find him outside my building, in bars I hang out or randomly while shopping or something. I always ignore him and try my best to avoid him. I lost track of how many numbers I have blocked up to this point, but every year there are at least five new ones. Last year he told me he did the paper work for me to move with him in America. This happenes for like 10 years or so and I kinda got used to it. While he’s away, he keeps telling my friends how much he loves me and misses me. Most of my friends have already blocked him, but some are really enjoing this drama.

I0I0I0I

Left half of her stuff at my house, and told me to throw it all out, then accused me of stealing a bra she left behind.

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