Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Reviews (26 Pics)

And, the burns keep coming…

16. Pizza, wings, and lies…

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MATH. Yes. This owner brought the read receipts and took them to school.


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“We have been in business for 30 years” is always a nice addendum. It leans into the fact that it’s probably “not me, but you” without being too explicit about it. Solid. Respectful.


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No stone left unturned here. I’m a fan of roasting the details and this response does it.


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Aww yes, take him to cheese school while simultaneously burning him to a crisp. A Gruyere burn is so rare, you can’t waste an opportunity to make one. Nicely done.


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Not bad, a little defense without too many specifics. I do love the line “meat by itself is utterly fantastic.” That might be my new catchphrase. 


22. Busted by CCTV.

 

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No surer way to make a dispute less of a dispute than by going to the videotape. This review may not be particularly hilarious, but it covers all the bases.


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“Yes, Peter.” This lady gets how to set the tone for a burn before it even starts.


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So I don’t read Chinese, but if that says something really mean, this gets 3 flames. If not, still good, but not as savage as a multi-lingual roast.


25. When a review starts with “Docked our boat” you know it’s gonna be bad.

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Respectful, but telling someone to wear a mask is basically the lowest level of burn. You gotta really get in that a** and mock them for SO much more.


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Ok, this one only gets one flame because, well, I’m pretty sure licking a cupcake and putting it back is punishable by law and they should have pre-empted this whole thing by calling the cops. But, good on you for being a “professional” or whatever.


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